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From: Vernon Themm <vthemm1001@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 17 Apr 2010 21:31:47 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Drinking with a Michigan Girl
To: thegreatsatan@sprint.blackberry.net
Cc: scavengermeister@gmail.com
You should enjoy this one! My neice Crystal sent it to me.
Vernon Themm
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>>Subject: Drinking with a Michigan Girl
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>>Drinking with a Michigan Girl
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>>>A Mexican, an Arab,
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>>>and a Michigan girl are
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>>>in the same bar.
>>>When the Mexican
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>>>finishes his beer,
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>>>he throws his glass
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>>>in the air, pulls out
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>>>his pistol, and shoots
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>>>the glass to pieces.
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>>>He says, 'In Mexico ,
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>>>our glasses are so
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>>>cheap we don't need
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>>>to drink with the same one twice.'
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>>>The Arab, obviously
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>>>impressed by this,
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>>>drinks non-alcohol beer
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>>>(cuz he's a muslim!),
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>>>throws it into the
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>>>air, pulls out his
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>>>AK-47, and shoots
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>>>the glass to pieces.
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>>>He says, 'In the
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>>>Arab World, we have
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>>>so much sand to make
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>>>glasses that we don't
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>>>need to drink with
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>>>the same one twice either.'
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>>>The Michigan girl,
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>>>cool as a cucumber,
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>>>picks up her beer,
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>>>downs it in one gulp,
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>>>throws the glass into
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>>>the air, whips out her
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>>>45, and shoots the
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>>>Mexican and the Arab.
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>>>Catching her glass,
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>>>setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
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>>>she says,
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>>>'In Michigan ,
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>>>we have so many
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>>>illegal aliens that
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>>>we don't have to
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>>>drink with the same ones twice.'
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>>>God Bless Michigan
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SWEET LUCY WAS A DANCER,BUT NONE OF US COULD CHANCE HER,BECAUSE SHE
WAS A SAMARAI-WHATS BEEN KNOCKING AT YOUR BACK DOOR-(FROM THE) PERFECT
STRANGER
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